Hannah Montana Linux
Problems & Headaches
First of all, I hate the color of the Hannah Montana desktop. Purple or dark pink or an unholy blend of the two. Whatever it was, I didn’t like it. It’s such an obnoxious color and it’s everywhere in Hannah Montana Linux. If you hate pink/purple/whatever as much as I do you will go insane staring at the screen of your computer if you install this distribution.
And the horrific sight of Tux sitting on the desktop with a Hannah Montana logo on his chest. Well let’s just say it left me thirsting for the righteous wallpaper found in Ubuntu: Satanic Edition. I’d much rather have picture of some evil chick with satanic hooters on my desktop than a bastardized Hannah Montana picture of Tux any day.
I didn’t care for the obnoxious Hannah Montana audio blaring over and over while I used Hannah Montana. Yes, I could have turned down the volume or probably shut it off but the fact that it’s there in the first place is truly awful. In retrospect I should have replaced it with some Zeppelin or Black Sabbath or something.
The lack of GIMP and OpenOffice was quite noticeable. Certainly KOffice should have been included by default at the very least.
And there were no Hannah Montana specific applications. In some of our other customized distros such as Ubuntu: Christian Edition and Ubuntu Muslim Edition (Sabily) we had various religious apps that were unique to those distributions. Alas, there is no Hannah Montana app included in this distribution. Frankly though, I’m not sure what the heck a Hannah Montana app would actually do but it would be nice to have one or two that added some additional value to this distribution.
Getting Help for Hannah Montana Linux
As always if you run into problems and want some feedback you can post a message in the DLR forum. You can also drop the maker of Hannah Montana Linux an email with your question or comment.
(17 votes, average: 3.53 out of 5)
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
great review.
Jim, I got a kick out of seeing this! My ten year old girl just went to Girl Scout Camp for a week, but I *HAVE* to get this one for her – she runs mostly Nick.com and disney stuff when she does get on the computer.
However, my eight year old son is with me now. He’d rather have PCLinuxOS, and his reaction to Hannah Montana Linux was like yours – yuck! :-) He did say though, well, if they have a Hanna Montana Linux, maybe I should do a search and see if they have a Star Wars Linux! :-)
At least we don’t have an iCarly.com Linux or a Drake&Josh Linux or Zoey101 Linux – yet! (Have a ten year year old daughter and you will discover what is “complete non-sense to us”, but what is “so cool” to them)! :-)
Ah, girlie stuff… I still remember some other Ubuntu variation that was supposed to appeal to women, and instead, it created a furor! This one should do no such thing, unless people get concerned about a little girlie system for elementary aged girls “TAKING OVER THE WORLD!”
I think we ought to have a good Scooby Doo Linux myself. Now that one I might use once in a while, though I do not see it replacing any of my main systems!
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Obviously you have never looked going through the tween girls section at Target on your way to electronics.
Let’s just say Disney Licencing! Brings a tear to my eye thinking of Barbie and Hot Wheels Computers.
But Graven images aside it goes to show you how far we have come that kids (and it had to be) can fully customize the complete look of a distro.
I think the bigger ‘injustice’ here is that you keep referring to it as a distro.
It isn’t a distro, it’s a remaster.
you could just as easily call it “Kubuntu Hannah”
one of the biggest reasons people think there are too many distros is because people don’t know how to tell the difference between a ‘distro’ and a ‘remaster’
It’s a remaster targeted to a particular niche group who prefers that particular decoration/presentation without having to figure out how to do all that themselves.
no big deal.
Big Bear
bigbearomaha wrote:
That’s a great distinction, Big Bear. I’ll try to bear that in mind in future reviews. Thanks for pointing it out.
Agree. I’am sick with so many ‘distro’. The real distro just a little only.
Debian is a distro.
*buntu, sidux, mepisLinux, Dream Linux is Debian fork.
Ultimate edition, satan, uce, sabily, super os, opengeu, CrunchBang, Easy Peasy, PC/OS, *buntu base is ubuntu remaster.
Basicly ubuntu remaster/derivative will have the same bug like ubuntu. One bug with jaunty is ‘soft reset fail’ if boot from USB flash drive. Jim, u never know if just try using virtual pc.
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Yes, Hannah Montana Linux really qualifies more of a “respin” pr a “remaster” of the main distribution, Kubuntu, than deserving of the full title of a “distribution”. We could say that it is a distribution based on Kubuntu. I would consider Kubuntu to qualify as a complete distribution. It has sufficient distinctive features to differentiate itself from its Ubuntu parent and from Debian, the core technology behind it.
Having these special interest systems is something I find interesting. I think that “respins” like this one may very easily be burned into EPROM, USB SSD, or some similar media to create inexpensive, special purpose appliances for specific audiences. I could see selling a $50-75 simple computer with something like Hannah Montana Linux on it and selling it to the third to sixth grade “girl” audience.
I think that if Google does their homework well, they could use either their Android, Chrome OS, or a combination of those technologies, to market custom hand held mobile devices for consumers in a variety of markets.
We’re just experimenting with stuff like Hannah Montana Linux for the fun and novelty of it, but can’t you see the potential for integrators to target specific markets by creating inexpensive devices and actually selling them to their targeted customer base? I think it may happen and I already see it happening on a small scale.
This distribution is not the answer, but it does point to the potential that we are beginning to untap with these creative variations.
I give it 7 ½ starrs! Just for the (bizarre) idea!
Really, if preteen girls are already ‘contaminated’ with that stuff, well, what could be worse than givin’ a Windows computer for them to use? It would break their minds with its (purposeful) nonsense.
HML may be a good system (and get better on the way) and some smart guy(s) made it free for the kids..
Cheer up!